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(Wilkins and Wontkins are in an airplane. The copyright notice is shown, then disappears after a few seconds)

WILKINS: Have some Wilkins Coffee, sir?

WONTKINS: If that's all you serve, I'll get off at the next town!

(Wilkins then shoves his partner off the plane, bearing "Wilkins" on the outside)

WILKINS: Next town's five miles, straight down!