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Muppets, Inc. produced 80 ten-second ads for Maxwell House Coffee, a local New York coffee, from 1958 to 1962. The ads featured Wilkins and Wontkins

One ad, “Blow Up” , opens with Wilkins is sitting on a wall with can coffee next to Wontkins

  • Wilkins: Coffee you
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    Maxwell House Coffee Can

    tasted, if you don't drinking Maxwell House Cof
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    Maxwell House Coffee Jar

    fee, just blow up sometimes!
  • Wontkins: Oh, but that's a lot of...

(Wilkins causing Wontkins to somehow exploexplode)

  • Wilkins: See what I mean?

Another ad, “Jailhouse” , closed with Wilkins is a judge. Wontkins stands in the dock. Wilkins has a carton of milk at his bench.

  • Wilkins: Why were you speeding?
  • Wontkins: I wanted a
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    cup of coffee!
  • Wilkins: Instant Maxwell House Coffee?
  • Wontkins: No, just any old! what are you taking about?

(A rattle of keys as a prison door slams on Wontkin face.)

  • Wontkins: Next time I'll say Maxwell House!
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Title list Edit

  • Alarm
  • Airplane
  • Army
  • Big Birth Boy!
  • Baseball
  • Blow Up
  • Boring
  • Bell
  • Biplane
  • Brand X
  • Boxing Glove
  • Blaster
  • Camera
  • Cannon
  • Cheep Cheep
  • Cleaver
  • Car Salesman
  • Climbing Tree
  • Death Defying Leap
  • Drinking Fountain
  • Everybody Likes Maxwell House
  • Exploding Brand X
  • Exploding Cigar
  • Foot Down
  • Flying Saucer
  • Fired
  • Grenade
  • Ginger Ale
  • Gun
  • Giant
  • Good Boy
  • How Instant
  • How Shocking
  • Howdy Stranger
  • I Have A Hunch
  • Let’s Everybody Sleep
  • Little Red Riding Hood
  • Cold
  • Close Shave
  • Communist Store
  • Convincing Machine
  • Jackpot Winners
  • Just Kidding
  • Jailhouse
  • Kneading
  • Espionage
  • Good, Better, Best
  • Give ‘Im the Eggs
  • Can
  • Fair Damsel
  • Monster
  • Mallet
  • Mountain Climbing
  • Psychiatrist
  • Pie
  • Really Swings
  • Rocket Ship
  • Stagecoach
  • Snow
  • Steamroller
  • Symbolic
  • Swimming
  • Swimming Pool
  • Taxi
  • TV Anti-Violence League
  • Tornado
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Thinking Man’s Coffee
  • Trainload
  • TV Set
  • Wake Up
  • Want a Bite
  • Window
  • What Kind of Coffee Do You Shell
  • You’ll Get a Change
  • Why Not
  • William Tell
  • Volcano
  • Whale of a Coffee
  • Water with Dinner
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