Wilkins and Wontkins are standing with two cans of coffee, Wilkins Coffee and Cheap Coffee:
- Wilkins: I have Wilkins Coffee and another kind of coffee.
- Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff!
(Two birds come out the Cheap Coffee can)
- Birds: Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
- Wilkins: Sorry, that other coffee is for the birds.