Wilkins and Wontkins are standing with two cans of coffee, Folgers Coffee and Cheap Coffee:

  • Wilkins: I have Folgers Coffee and another kind of coffee.
  • Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff!

(Two birds come out the Cheap Coffee can)

  • Birds: Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
  • Wilkins: Sorry, that other coffee is for the birds.
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