- Wilkins: OK Buddy what do you think of Eriwooder's Milk?
- Wontkins: I never tasted it!
(Wilkins blasts off Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Now what do you think of Eriwooder's?
Exploding Brand X
Wilkins: Hey buddy, you want Eriwooder's Milk or Brand X?
Wontkins: What's so good about Eriwooder's Milk?
(The bottle of Brand X milk explodes)
Wilkins: Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up.
- Wilkins: Do you drink Eriwooder's Milk?
- Wontkins: No!
(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Eriwooder's.
Tunnel Of Love
What Kind of Milk Do You Sell
On The Ball