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Jam:

Scoop: What's your problem?

Kermit: I'm in a jam over how to finance a new house.

Scoop: Financing a home needing be a problem. This free FHA guide helps you measure your ability pay for a home.

Write to:

HOME FINANCING

FEDERAL HOUSING ADMINISTRATION[]

Washington, D.C.

Kermit: Hey buddy, you got a jam proof ball-point?

Falling House:

Guy Smiley: Sir, you need a FHA insurance home improvement loan.

Grump: Nah, I can repair this place myself.

(The house falls)

Guy Smiley: For a free consumer bulletin, Write to:

F H A

HOME IMPROVEMENT

Department of Housing and Urban Development

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Grump: Maybe I shouldn't having done that.

Roof:

Scoop: Boy, it's gonna be nice to have a new roof on a house.

Skip: Yeah! How you paying for this, anyhow!

Skip: AAAHHH!!!

Scoop: With an FHA insurance improvement loan.

Skip: OOOHHH!!!

Scoop: Excuse me... For a free consumer bulletin that exclaims how financing home improvement, Write to:

HOME IMPROVEMENT

DEPARTMENT 3

FHA

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Skip: And do it now!

Skip: OOOHHH!!!

Nightmare:

Guy Smiley: Financing a new home can be a nightmare.

???: (Jump-scares)

Guy Smiley: Or it could be a joy. Find out about an FHA insurance home market. Write for a free consumer bulletin to:

FHA

HOME FINANCING

Department of Housing and Urban Development

WASHINGTON, D.C.

And vanish the nightmare!

???: (Jump-scares again)

Guy Smiley: Back. get back. I hate this visual demonstration.

House:

Old man: Look at this old house. If this old house could talk, I wonder what it would say.

House: Hey, oh, why aren't you get an FHA home improvement loan and fix me out?

Old man: You know, I never thought of that.

House: For a free copy of the booklet, fixing up your home, Write to:

HUD

WASHINGTON, D.C.

20410

Or see your local FHA approved lender.

Old man: That sounds like good advice!

House: Straight from the house is more.

Finished It:

Skip: You wouldn't think I've fixed this place all by myself.

Skip: I laid the bricks, I made the carpentries, I did all the wiring myself, I even did the plumbing.

Skip: You know, when I started this, I didn't be able to finish it.

(The house crashes)

Skip: I think I just finished it.

Narrator: For a free copy of the booklet, fixing up your home, Write to:

HUD

WASHINGTON, D.C.

20410

Or see your local FHA approved lender.

Skip: Hu...

New Garage:

Skip: Mr. Kraft, My new garage looks beautiful, how much do I owe you?

Mr. Kraft: Well, they're, uh, a few extras we haven't included, uh, 275 bucks... (and so on)

Narrator: Don't begin a repair job, you understand that all the costs involved. For a free copy of the booklet, fixing up your home, write to:

HUD

WASHINGTON, D.C.

20410

Or see your local FHA approved lender.

Mr. Kraft: So, the total come to about $83,000.

Skip: My new garage looks beautiful, anyway.

(The garage crashes)

(This part will be updated in the future)

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