Folgers Coffee is an espresso coffee tv commercial spots were
produced in June 1966 to 1967, Wilkins and Wontkins starred in a series of 36-second ads for Folgers Coffee an Jacksonville-based coffee
In one of the ads (”Want a Bite”)
Wontkins: Whatcha looking?
Wilkins: A cup of Folgers Coffee! Wanna bite?
Wontkins: Yep!
(Wilkins lungers over, and chomps on Wontkins shoulder with a horrfying crunch. Wontkins yelps.)
Wontkins: Whaaaa! He‘s a sharp come in myself.
(“Shower Hot”)
(Wontkins in the shower)
Wilkins: I like a shower with Folgers instant coffee!
Wontkins: What?
Wilkins: It’s all about the Folgers coffee that won’t go to the hot!
In Tower Fall:
Wilkins: Want some Folgers Coffee on top of the world?
Wontkins: Na!
(Wontkins falls with kicks)
Wilkins: Old Man Folgers wouldn’t like that.
Cigar:
Wilkins: What Do You Think Of That Cigar I Gave You?
Wontkins: I Like It Better Than Folgers Coffee.
(The Cigar Explodes)
Wilkins: Stronger Too, Isn't It?
Brownies:
Wilkins: I Made Some Brownies For You.
Wontkins: What Brownies?
Wilkins: Folgers Coffee Brownies.
Wontkins: Yuck! I Don't Like Coffee Brownies.
Hotel:
Wilkins: Hello Sir.
Wontkins: I Want A Room Please.
Wilkins: A Room Of Folgers Coffee?
Wontkins: No.
Wilkins: So Then, Just Quit The Hotel.
Monkey:
Wilkins: Wontkins Will Tell A Story About Liking Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: What Will Mr. Wilkins Do When I Refuse?
Wilkins: Well, He Will Invite A Monkey To Eat You.
Taking The Fifth:
Wontkins: That's Your Fourth Cup Of Folgers Coffee, Do You Have Enough?
Wilkins: No, So I Refuse To.
Wontkins: Why?
Wilkins: I'm Taking The Fifth
Nitro Cup:
Wontkins: What You're Drinking?
Wilkins: A Nitro Cup Of Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: I Don't Like Coffee.
Wilkins: Then No Coffee For You.
Tiger:
Wilkins: Pet This Tiger For Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: No.
Wilkins: People Can Be Eaten By Tigers If They Don't Drink Folgers.
Whenever You Want:
Wilkins: Whenever You Want, You Drink Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: I Don't Like Coffee.
(Wontkins Disappears)
Wilkins: Whenever You're Here, You Disappear When You Don't Drink Folgers.
Helicopter:
Wontkins: Hey Helicopter. Where Can I Get A Cup Of Coffee?
Wilkins: Folgers Coffee?
Wontkins: No.
(The Helicopter Leaves)
Wontkins: Hey Helicopter.
Magical Trick:
Wilkins: This Volunteer Doesn't Drink Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: Where Can-
(Wontkins Explodes)
Wilkins: I Make Magical Tricks For Everyone To See.
Lion:
Wilkins: You Drink Folgers Coffee?
Wontkins: No.
(A Lion Appears And Eats Wontkins)
Wilkins: Things Seem To Happen To People Who Don't Drink Folgers.
Slime in the bathtub:
Wilkins: I put slime on his tub for Folgers Coffee!
Wontkins: (drowning)
Wilkins: Why he drowned on the slime? EEW
List of titles 
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- Army
- Brand X
- Baseball
- Bad Commercial
- Blow Torch
- Boxing Glove
- Brownies
- Cannon
- Cake
- Cheep Cheep
- Cigar
- Construction Worker
- Everybody Likes Folgers
- Exploding Brand X
- Exploding Time Bomb
- Firecracker
- Flying Saucer
- Helicopter
- Hotel
- Howdy Stranger
- Hungry
- I Get a Bang Out of Folgers
- Jackpot Winners
- Jailhouse
- Jet Boat
- Jumbo Coffee
- Tower Fall
- Monster
- Monkey
- Magic Wand
- Magical Trick
- Mallet
- My Dead Body
- Nighttime
- Nitro Cup
- Old Man Folgers
- On the Wagon
- Pie
- Positive
- Peanut Food
- Psychiatrist
- Quick Test
- Quiz Show
- Rockabye Baby
- Rocket Ship
- Screaming Animal
- Shower Hot
- Stagecoach
- Swimming Pool
- Symbolic
- Snow
- Taking The Fifth
- Taxi
- Tiger
- Trainload
- Treehouse
- Vanish
- Violent Commercial
- Want a Bite
- Water with Dinner
- William Tell
- Whenever You Want
- Window
- You His Mid
- Slime in the Bathtub
