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These are the scripts for the Folgers Coffee commercials, But remember all of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of Julian Perkins 2005, and more.

Cannon[]

  • Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Folgers Coffee?
  • Wontkins: I Never Tasted It!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

  • Wilkins: Now what do you think of Folgers?

Stagecoach[]

  • Wilkins: Think the Indians will attack us?
  • Wontkins: Nah, All we got is a shipment of Folgers Coffee.

(Wilkins’ coach moves whilst the arrows fly)

  • Wilkins: Someday you’ll learn that everybody drinks Folgers Coffee.

Violence[]

  • Wilkins: Why don’t you Drink Folgers Coffee?
  • Wontkins: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.

(A gorilla appears and grabs Wontkins)

  • Wilkins: Violence, What violence?
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