Wilkins And Wontkins Wiki

These are the scripts for the Folgers Coffee commercials, But remember all of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of Julian Perkins 2005, and more.


  • Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Folgers Coffee?
  • Wontkins: I Never Tasted It!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)

  • Wilkins: Now what do you think of Folgers?


  • Wilkins: Think the Indians will attack us?
  • Wontkins: Nah, All we got is a shipment of Folgers Coffee.

(Wilkins’ coach moves whilst the arrows fly)

  • Wilkins: Someday you’ll learn that everybody drinks Folgers Coffee.


  • Wilkins: Why don’t you Drink Folgers Coffee?
  • Wontkins: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.

(A gorilla appears and grabs Wontkins)

  • Wilkins: Violence, What violence?