These are the scripts for the Folgers Coffee commercials, But remember all of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of Julian Perkins 2005, and more.
- Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Folgers Coffee?
- Wontkins: I Never Tasted It!
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Now what do you think of Folgers?
- Wilkins: Think the Indians will attack us?
- Wontkins: Nah, All we got is a shipment of Folgers Coffee.
(Wilkins’ coach moves whilst the arrows fly)
- Wilkins: Someday you’ll learn that everybody drinks Folgers Coffee.
- Wilkins: Why don’t you Drink Folgers Coffee?
- Wontkins: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.
(A gorilla appears and grabs Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Violence, What violence?