Mack: I can help you with Claussen's Bread to make your broken knee feel better.
Kermit: Yeah so what?
(Cut to Mack holding Kermit with a bandage on his knee.)Mack: There’s one way to cure him.
Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee is like music to my Ears!
Wontkins: What are the cymbals for?
(Wilkins and Wontkins Loud cymbals crash)
Wilkins: This a very symbolic commercial.
Wontkins: Stick ‘em up, mac What’s in the safe?
Wilkins: Calso Water.
Wontkins: What do you have in your wallet?
Wilkins: Calso Water, and you know what I got here?
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)
Wilkins: Calso Water!
Wilkins: Have some Martinson Coffee, sir?
Wontkins: If that is all what you serve I’II get off at the next town.
(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the airplane)
Wilkins: Next town five miles straight down.
Mack: I like a shower with Claussen’s Bread!
Mack: It’s all about the Claussen’s Bread that won’t go into the hot!
Wilkins: Do you drinking Wilkins Coffee before tornado?
(A tornado comes running and Wontkins)
Wilkins: Now pay running got to fall tornado is not Wilkins.
Wilkins: Think The Indians Will Attack Us?
Wontkins: Nah, All you got a shipment of Folgers Coffee.
(The coach is now moving)
Wilkins: He’ll learn that everybody drinks Folgers Coffee.
Wontkins: What’s That?
Wilkins: This machine that convinces people that Sohio gas station is great.
(Wilkins pulls the lever and turns on the machine and the hammers start to hit Wontkins)
Wontkins: Oooh l’m convinced!
Wilkins: Do you drink Friendly’s Ice Cream Cake?
(Animal comes and screams)
Wilkins: Animals Scream for Friendly’s!
Wilkins: I Have Taystee Bread And Another Kind.
Wontkins: I Want The Cheap Stuff!
(One Bird Pops Out On The Cheap Bread)
Bird: Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
Wilkins: Other bread is for the birds.
Wilkins: How About A Cup Of Folgers Coffee
Wontkins: No Let Me Have Brand X!
(Puts Brand X On Wontkins)
Wontkins: OOOH! That Smarts!
Wilkins: We 're to persuade people To eat more Taystee Bread.
Wontkins: What 's the belt for?
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a belt he's falling down)
Wilkins: To get their attention.
(buzzes the doorbell)
Wontkins: Why are you ringing my doorbell?
Wilkins: For Wilkins Coffee Delivery!
Wontkins: I hate coffee!
Wontkins: Well, What was it, a ball or a strike?
Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
Wilkins: Stee-rike three, You're out!
Wilkins: You know where the zoo come with out Community Coffee.
Wontkins: Why are people say...it?
(A lion comes to eats Wontkins)
Wilkins: Some people go to zoo in try of Community Coffee of nearly.
Wilkins: Lunch with Nash's Coffee: 75 cents.
Wontkins: I don't like it Nash's.
Wilkins: That's one dollar even. It pays to drink Nash's.
Wontkins: You win a new car, or a case of New Instant Folger's Coffee.
Wilkins: I'll take this one New Instant Folger's Coffee!
Wontkins: We I'll never get rid of that car.
Water with Dinner:
Wilkins: Want some Taystee Bread with your dinner?
Wontkins: Nah, let me the water.
(Wilkins brings a water pump and washes Wontkins)
Wilkins: People like that need brain washing.
Wontkins: What kind restaurant, is this?
Wilkins: This is a Soda Fountain!
Wontkins: Nah so what?
Wilkins: For Wilkins Instant Coffee!
(Wilkins push the soda fountain washes in Wontkins)
Wilkins: Thatcher your time Wilkins go way?
Wilkins: "I christen thee."
(Wilkins breaks the bottle and the ship is sinking)
Wontkins: "That cup of Coffee, is it Community?"
Wilkins: (nods) "Yes."
Wontkins: I Forgot My Parachute!
Wilkins: How About The Nash's Coffee!
Wontkins: I Forgot That Too!
(Wilkins Turns The Biplane Upside Down And Wontkins Falls)
Wilkins: He Will Never Forget This!
Wontkins: What do you guys get like you with a Cup of Folger's Coffee?
Wilkins: I'm on the wagon pops!
(The Wagon Is Now Moving)
Wontkins: Fresh kid.
Shall We Try Again:
Wilkins: Do you like to drink?
Wilkins: do you like drinking coffee?
Wilkins: do you like drink Nash's Coffee?
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with club he's holding)
Wilkins: Shall we try that again,
Wilkins: Howdy Stranger I see you don't eat Taystee Bread.
Wontkins: "Yeah so what?"
(Wilkins Shoots The Gun)
Wilkins: Now Is There Any Other Strangers In Town?
Tarred And Feathered:
Wilkins: anyone who dont drink folgers will be tarred and feathered right?
Wilkins: He always was a Fast Fork.
Wontkins: What are you doing?
Wilkins: I'm kneading Martinson Coffee,
Wontkins: Haaaaa! Who Keands It?
(Keanding are throw on Wontkins face)
Wilkins: Haaa! everybody drinks Martinson Coffee.
Wilkins: Next Question. What do you think of National City Bank?
Wontkins: It's wonderful, Great coin!
Wilkins: You see friends--
Wontkins: Now pay me for ten bucks!
Mack: Want some Claussen's Bread during your break after saving?
Kermit: No thank you.
Mack: Things seem to happen to people who don’t eat Claussen's Bread.