Wontkins: I'm gonna drink this coffee it's not Community!
(Wilkins flattens Wontkins with a steamroller)
Wilkins: Doesn't that coffee tasted kinda flat?
What Kind of Coffee Do You Sell:
Wontkins: What kind of coffee do you sell?
Wilkins: Community Coffee!
Wontkins: Don't you have any other kind?
Wilkins: Sure we have it, but we don't sell it.
Wilkins: I like the moon trying Wilkins Coffee!
Wontkins: Yes so what?
Wilkins: I know, I drink Wilkins!
Wontkins: You can't persuade me to eat Taystee Bread...
Wilkins: Pretty please?
(Wilkins turns off the lights and stabs Wontkins with a knife)
Wontkins: OUCH, OKAY!!!
(Wilkins turns on the lights again)
Wilkins: Just a stab in the dark.
Cold:Wilkins: You know when snow comes, What do you think of Coffee?
Wontkins: Wilkins Coffee.
Wontkins: I'm so Cold!!!
Wilkins: Just because they were going snow that was not like.
Wilkins: Gimme some Party Line Coffee.
Wontkins: How about some Nash's, comrade?
Wilkins: (gasp) That's capitalist coffee, you traitor! (quietly) Send two pounds to the back door.