Wilkins And Wontkins Wiki


Wontkins: I'm gonna drink this coffee it's not Community Coffee!

(Wilkins flattens Wontkins with a steamroller)

Wilkins: Doesn't that coffee tasted kinda flat?

What Kind of Coffee Do You Sell:

Wontkins: What kind of coffee do you sell?

Wilkins: Community Coffee!

Wontkins: Don't you have any other kind?

Wilkins: Sure we have it, but we don't sell it.


Wilkins: I like the moon trying Wilkins Coffee!

Wontkins: Yes so what?

Wilkins: I know, I drink Wilkins!

Hidden Persuaders:

Wontkins: You can't persuade me to eat Taystee Bread...

Wilkins: Pretty please?

(Wilkins turns off the lights and stabs Wontkins with a knife)

Wontkins: OUCH, OKAY!!!

(Wilkins turns on the lights again)

Wilkins: Just a stab in the dark.

Maxwell House Coffee - "Cold"

Big birth boy:

Wontkins: Give me big birth and no Frank’s beverage!

Wilkins: Give him a big birth boy!


Wilkins: A so without Frank’s is a mess!


Wilkins: You know when snow comes, What do you think of Coffee? 

Wontkins: Maxwell House Coffee.

Wilkins: What?

Wontkins: I'm so Cold!!!

Wilkins: Just because they were going snow that was not like.

Communist Store:

Wilkins: Gimme some Party Line Coffee.

Wontkins: How about some Nash's, comrade?

Wilkins: (gasp) That's capitalist coffee, you traitor! (quietly) Send two pounds to the back door.

Resist Talking:

Wilkins: Want some Wilkins Coffee?

Wontkins: ...

Wilkins: Silent speaks alot (Bangs Wontkins with a Bat)

Wontkins: OKAY FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wilkins: Ethier way he is not gonna resist talking when he wants Wilkins.