Cannon (Skitmits Coffee)
- Wilkins: OK, Buddy. What do you think of Skitmits Coffee?
- Wontkins: I never tasted it.
- Wilkins: Now what do YOU think of Skitmit?
Attention (Red Diamond Coffee)
- Wilkins: We're here to persuade people to drink more Red Diamond Coffee.
- Wontkins: What's the club for?
- Wilkins: To get their attention.
Convincing Machine (Maxwell House Coffee)
- Wontkins: What's that?
- Wilkins: This machine convinces people like Maxwell House Coffee is great!
- Wontkins: Impossible. (ATTACK) Oooooh, I'm Convinced!
- Wilkins: At this time I would like to present my rendition…
- Wontkins: I realize I'm interrupting your steady stream of Wilkins Coffee!
- Wilkins: He went on a low lessons to brew.
Mallet (Taystee Bread)
- Wontkins: Have anything for people who don't like Taystee Bread?
- Wilkins: Certainly, here you are friend!
- Wilkins: And it won't cost you a cent!
Foot Down (Fini Boom)
- Wilkins: Want some Fini boom?
- Wontkins: What will Mr. Fini do if I don't?
- (Foot Stomps On Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Oh he'll probably put if foot down.
Convincing Machine (Coo-Coo's Coffee)
- Wontkins: What's that?
- Wilkins: A machine convincing people like Coo-Coo's coffee is great.
- Wontkins: Impossible. OH OH, I'M CONVINCED!
Climbing Tree (Maxwell House Coffee)
- Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
- Wilkins: For Maxwell House Coffee.
- Wontkins: I don't want any!
- Wilkins: (Kicked Wontkins) It's autumn and the nuts are beggining to fall.
Drinking (Keneysha Water)
- Wontkins: What are you doing?
- Wilkins: I'm drinking Keneysha Water.
- Wontkins: Ho ho, who drinks it?
- Wilkins: Everyone drinks Keneysha Water.
Big Birth Boy (Maxwell House Coffee)
- Wontkins: Give me big birth and no Maxwell House Coffee!
- Wilkins: Give him a big birth boy!
- Wilkins: A so without Maxwell House is a mess!
When (Wilkins Coffee)
- Wilkins: When I drank Wilkins Coffee, it felt
- Wontkins: Very Horrible!
- Wilkins: This is not a time to be interupt!
- Wilkins: I like to flying clouds with Wilkins Coffee!
- Wontkins: No!
- Wilkins: People has to a day on a cloud is for Wilkins!
- Wilkins: Have some Wilkins coffee with your onion?
- Wontkins: No, I CUT THEM!!!
- (Cuts the onion and cries)
- Wilkins: No people could cut an onion if you don't drink Wilkins Coffee.
Slime In The Bathtub
- Wilkins: I put slime on his tub with Wilkins Coffee!
- Wontkins: (DROWNS) Help! I'm starting to get sticky!!!
- Wilkins: Of cource he end up in the slime with Wilkins!
- Wontkins: Give me the Cottleston Pie and no Wilkins Coffee!
- Wilkins: Bring in the Pie Boys!
- Wilkins: A pie without Wilkins is in a mess!
Mountain Climbing (Franks Ginger Ale)
- Wilkins: Say, did you bring the Ginger Ale?
- Wontkins: Is it Franks?
- Wilkins: Try it.
- Wontkins: Thaaaaaaaaanks!
Bank Robbery (Folgers Coffee)
- Cow: This is a stick up, give me the money.
- Duckling: Sorry, I'm on my Folgers Coffee break.
- Cow: Come on, let me have it!
- (Duckling shoots Cow)
- Duckling: I hate interruptions.
Rock-A-Bye-Baby (LaTouraine Coffee)
- (Wilkins moves the cradle back and forth)
- Wilkins: (SINGS) Rock-a-bye baby in your cradle so fluffy, I can sleep too, cuz I drink LaTouraine Decaffeinated Coffee.
- (Wontkins Appears)
Survey (Skitmits Coffee)
- Wilkins: Next question, what do you think of Skitmits Coffee?
- Wontkins: It's wonderful, delicious.
- Wilkins: You see friends...
- Wontkins: Now Pay Me The Ten Bucks!!!
- Wilkins: You know when snow comes, What do you think of Coffee?
- Wontkins: Wilkins Coffee.
- Wilkins: What?
- Wontkins: I'm so Cold!!!
- Wilkins: Just because they were going snow that was not like.
- Wilkins: Everything is good for Wilkins Coffee but we still wanna got a baby.
- Wontkins: She can't go home.
- Wilkins: Why?
- Wontkins: She doesn't drink Wilkins!
- Wilkins: I just really want to take her home today, if I can get her home.
How Instant (Community Coffee)
- Wilkins: Hello grocery store, send me some Community Instant Coffee.
- (SPRAY with water)
- Wilkins: Ma'an! How instant can you get?
Man Overboard (LaTouraine Coffee)
- Wilkins: How about some LaTouraine Coffee, captain?
- Wontkins: No.
- Wilkins: I say man overboard. Help.