Cents Per 9:

Wontkins: I Had Time With Wilkins Instant Coffee.

Wilkins: Cents Have A Per Sure 9?

Wontkins: Yes?

Ginger Ale:

Wilkins: You Want Savory Sucka Sani Sausages?

Wontkins: Nah Gimme A Bottle Of Ginger Ale.

Wilkins: OK!

(Wilkins Brings Out A Bottle Made Out Of Glass, And It Got Shattered On Wontkins Head)

Wilkins: Won't Like The Savory Sucka Sani.

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