Wilkins: If people don't save there credit card at the bank of america just blow up sometimes!
Wontkins: AW THAT'S A LOTTA-
Wilkins: See what i mean?
Get on the ball:
Wilkins: Sani Sausages is on the ball!
Wontkins: Not to me it didn't!
(Wontkins Gets crushed)
Wilkins: Either Get on the ball with Sani or just get out of the way!
Wilkins: Ok. I'll Take my Faygo Soda!
(Wontkins Gets Struck by lightning)
Wilkins: And then happen to people who don't eat faygo. Its strawberry Flavour!
Wilkins: How about a cup of Martinson Coffee?
Wontkins: No, Gimme Brand X!
Wontkins: Oooh That Smarts!
Wilkins: Want some wilkins coffee before you dive into the pool?
(Wilkins drinks the water, causing wontkins to fall and hit the pool)
Wilkins: People who dont drink wilkins coffee will have a concussion!
Wilkins: Want some calso water? absolutely no calories in it!
Wontkins: I Dont like it!
(People boo wontkins and throw tomatoes at him)
Wilkins: If you drink calso water, everyone will like you!
Wilkins: Hey fella! (Hits wontkins) Do you like nash's coffee? (hits wontkins)
Wontkins: Gee, i dunno. i guess uh-(Wilkins shoots the gun at wontkins)
Wilkins: You gotta be positive.
Wontkins: GRR IM ANGRY
Wilkins: Just to reminder, Wilkins coffee wont fix a angry problem. buy wilkins.
Wilkins: Want some merita bread with your pie?
Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie!
(A Hand splats wontkins with pie)
Wilkins: You cant wash down bread, so i dunno what to say!
Wontkins: Aw, heck! my flying saucer is out of atomic fuel!
(Wilkins in a bottle of calso water comes flying into the scene)
Wilkins: im even lift off! im out of calso water!
Wilkins: Skating is fun! especially with a cup of wilkins coffee!
(Wilkins does a backflip)
Wontkins: What do you think?
Wilkins: I'd know he will just skate!
Wilkins: Extra, Extra, Read all about it! fresh cup of wilkins coffee!
(A wind blows away wontkins)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who dont drink wilkins!
Wontkins: Finally i made a coffee that is not wilkins!
Wilkins: No, Wilkins coffee makes the best coffee!
Wontkins: So does mine!
Wilkins: Wilkins coffee's the double rich one!
Wontkins: So does mine!
Wilkins: Does your coffee has the same as wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: Certainly! (wontkins coffee can explodes)
Wilkins: He must have done something wrong.
Wilkins: Okay buddy! what do you think of aquafresh?
Wontkins: I never brush my teeth with it!
(Wilkins blasts the cannon at wontkins, blowing wontkins away, the cannon points to the viewer)
Wilkins: Now what do you think of aquafresh?
Wontkins: This is a stick-up! gimme the money.
Wilkins: Sorry im on my Vitalite break.
Wontkins: Come on, Let me have it!
(A Gun pops out of nowhere and shoots out wontkins multiple times)
Wilkins: I hate interruptions.