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Wilkins Coffee[]

(Wilkins and Wontkins are in their signature background)

WILKINS: If you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, you're not all there.

WONTKINS: Oh, that's a lot of-

(Wontkins disappears in thin air with a poof sound effect accompanying the disappearance effect)

WILKINS: In fact, without Wilkins Coffee, you're nowhere!

(a can of Wilkins Coffee with the plastic lid is then shown)

Green Diamond Coffee[]

Wilkins: If you don’t drink Green Diamond Coffee, you're not there.

Wontkins: Oh, that's a lot of- (pop)

Wilkins: In fact, without Green Diamond Coffee, you're nowhere!