(Wilkins and Wontkins are in their signature background)

WILKINS: If you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, you're not all there.

WONTKINS: Oh, that's a lot of...

(Wontkins disappears in thin air with a poof sound effect accompanying the disappearance effect)

WILKINS: In fact, without Wilkins Coffee, you're nowhere.

(a can of Wilkins Coffee with the plastic lid is then shown)

Green Diamond Coffee:

Wilkins: If you don’t drink Green Diamond Coffee, You not there.

Wontkins: was that a lot a (pop)

Wilkins: In fact without Green Diamond Coffee you nowhere!

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