(Wilkins and Wontkins are in their signature background)
WILKINS: If you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, you're not all there.
WONTKINS: Oh, that's a lot of...
(Wontkins disappears in thin air with a poof sound effect accompanying the disappearance effect)
WILKINS: In fact, without Wilkins Coffee, you're nowhere.
(a can of Wilkins Coffee with the plastic lid is then shown)
Green Diamond Coffee:
Wilkins: If you don’t drink Green Diamond Coffee, You not there.
Wontkins: was that a lot a (pop)
Wilkins: In fact without Green Diamond Coffee you nowhere!