Add main advertisement description Plot Edit (Wontkins is in the middle of the ocean) Wontkins: i'm sinking! Save me! Wilkins: have some Wilkins coffee/Faygo strawberry. Wontkins: why? Wilkins: it's a thinking man's drink. ( Wontkins drowns.) Characters Edit Wilkins Wontkins Retrieved from "https://wilkins-and-wontkins.fandom.com/wiki/Thinking_Man%E2%80%99s_Coffee?oldid=1710" Categories: Fanon commercials Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.