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Rose in Jomar

Wilkins: I grew this rose in Jomar Instant.

Wontkins: Why?

Wilkins: So I can have the beauty of a rose, and... *sniff* the fragrance of Jomar.

Thinking Man's Coffee

Wontkins: I'm sinking, I'm sinking! Save me!

Wilkins: Have some Red Diamond Coffee!

Wontkins: Why?

Wilkins: It's a thinking man's coffee.

Tunnel of Love:

Wilkins: After this, Do you want me to buy some Community Coffee?

(The boat enters the tunnel.)

Wontkins: No.

(A splash is heard. We cut to the other side of the tunnel. Wilkins emerges in the boat, alone.)

Wilkins: I only go for a man who drinks Community Coffee.