Shall we Try Again?
Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee?
Wilkins: Do you like to drink instant coffee?
Wilkins: Do you like to drink Instant Chase and Sanborn Coffee?
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a bat)
Wilkins: Shall we try that again?
Wontkins: What are you doing?
Wilkins: I'm kneading Taystee Bread!
Wontkins: Oh, who kneads it?
(Bread dough is thrown on Wontkins' face)
Wilkins: Well, everybody kneads Taystee Bread!
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
(An eagle swoops down and naps Wontkins)
Wilkins: Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins!
Wilkins: Want some Nash's Coffee before you jump?
(Wontkins jumps, Wilkins moves the bucket away from Wontkins)
Wilkins: You miss a lot if you don't drink Nash's Coffee!
(Wontkins lands and bonks his head)
Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
(Wilkins put his foot and makes Wontkins trip and tumble down the stairs)
Wilkins: Why don't you tumble down to the store for some La Touraine!
Wilkins: Okay buddy, what do you think of Instant Chase And Sanborn Coffee?
Wontkins: I never hold it!
(Wilkins shoots the cannon at Wontkins blasting him away, Wilkins points to the viewer)
Wilkins: Now what do you think of Instant Chase And Sanborn?
TV Anti-Violence League:Wontkins: Now I'm never gonna drink no more Maxwell House Coffee!
(A curtain reading "ONE MOMENT PLEASE" comes down, a loud bang from the cannon is heard and then comes back up revealing Wilkins has blasted Wontkins away)
Wilkins: Now he's never gonna drink Coffee!
Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee makes me fight hard style!
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club)
Wilkins: May all the gods of furious strong be with you as you opponents and live like a club as you drink!