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Shall we Try Again?

Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee?

Wontkins: Yes!

Wilkins: Do you like to drink instant coffee?

Wontkins: Yes!

Wilkins: Do you like to drink Instant Chase and Sanborn Coffee?

Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a bat)

Wilkins: Shall we try that again?

Kneading:

Wontkins: What are you doing?

Wilkins: I'm kneading Taystee Bread!

Wontkins: Oh, who kneads it?

(Bread dough is thrown on Wontkins' face)

Wilkins: Well, everybody kneads Taystee Bread!

Eagle:

Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?

Wontkins: No!

(An eagle swoops down and naps Wontkins)

Wilkins: Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins!

Death-Defying Jump:

Wilkins: Want some Nash's Coffee before you jump?

Wontkins: NO!

(Wontkins jumps, Wilkins moves the bucket away from Wontkins)

Wilkins: You miss a lot if you don't drink Nash's Coffee!

(Wontkins lands and bonks his head)

Stairs:

Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?

Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins put his foot and makes Wontkins trip and tumble down the stairs)

Wilkins: Why don't you tumble down to the store for some La Touraine!

Cannon:

Wilkins: Okay buddy, what do you think of Instant Chase And Sanborn Coffee?

Wontkins: I never hold it!

(Wilkins shoots the cannon at Wontkins blasting him away, Wilkins points to the viewer)

Wilkins: Now what do you think of Instant Chase And Sanborn?

TV Anti-Violence League:

Wontkins: Now I'm never gonna drink no more Maxwell House Coffee!
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Maxwell House Coffee - "TV Anti-Violence League"

(A curtain reading "ONE MOMENT PLEASE" comes down, a loud bang from the cannon is heard and then comes back up revealing Wilkins has blasted Wontkins away)

Wilkins: Now he's never gonna drink Coffee!

Club:

Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee makes me fight hard style!

Wontkins: What?

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club)

Wilkins: May all the gods of furious strong be with you as you opponents and live like a club as you drink!

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