- Wilkins: Did you drink Wilkins Coffee anytime soon?
- Wontkins: Can't say gonna do.
- (screen turned black and some sounds were heard. Wontkins was hit by a swatter)
- Wilkins: Can't say anything you spot on your face out.
Milk Machine (Kraml Milk)
- Wilkins: If this works, it will taste better than Kraml Milk.
- (exploded the entire machine)
- Wilkins: Well, I guess nothing will taste better than Kraml.
- Wontkins: What you are in for?
- Wilkins: I refuse to obey the speed limit and crash into the grocery store. How about you?
- Wontkins: For not drinking Wilkins Coffee.
- Wilkins: Well that's the old ball bounces.
JailHouse (Taystee Bread)
- Wilkins: Why are you speeding?
- Wontkins: I was going for some bread.
- Wilkins: Taystee Bread?
- Wontkins: Not just any old kind.
- (sound of a jail lock)
- Wontkins: Next time I'll say Taystee.
Start The Day
- Wilkins: Did do you drink Wilkins Coffee this morning?
- Wontkins: (talks softly)
- Wilkins: You should?!
- (gun bangs)
- Wontkins: HUH!!!
- Wilkins: You start the day with a bang!
- Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
- Wontkins: I preffered the Nescafe Blend.
- (Wilkins hits him with a sledge)
- Wilkins: There culd be one and that's more burdens.
- Wontkins: I hate Wilkins Coffee. By the way, can I get a Folgers Coffee?
- (screen reading the text in a black rectangle)
- Wilkins (offscreen): Wilkins Coffee Best, Folgers Naff.
- Wontkins: Oh, come on!
- Mr. Wilkins: Breaking News, someone has recently been arrested because they did not drinking Wilkins Coffee.
- Mr. Wilkins: Here's the mugshot.
- Wontkins: (on-screen) Well that's the stupidest idea that I got arrested is just a coffee!
The Eggs (Red Diamond Coffee)
- Wontkins: Give me the eggs and no Red Diamond Coffee!
- Wilkins: Give in the eggs boys:
- (eggs splat on Wontkins)
- Wilkins: A meal without Red Diamond Coffee is in a mess!
Steamroller (Merita Bread)
- Wontkins: I'm gonna eat this bread and it's not Merita.
- (Wilkins' Steamroller run over Wontkins)
- Wilkins: Doesn't that bread taste kind of flat?
Moving West (Community Coffee)
- Wilkins: Let's stop and make a pot of Community Coffee.
- Wontkins: Keep going, I don't like coffee.
- Wilkins: It happened that way, Moving West.