Frank: Why were you speeding?
Fink: I was going for a cold soda.
Fink: No, just any old kind!
(We cut off to see Fink at jail)
Fink: Next time, l'll say Frank's!
Wilkins: How about some Red Diamond Coffee, captain?
(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the ship)
Wilkins: (quietly) I say man overboard. Help...
My Dead Body:
Wilkins: Want some New Instant Folgers Coffee!
(Wilkins pulls the switch and turns on the chair)
Wontkins: Over my dead body!
(Wontkins gets blown-up)
What Kind Of Bread Do You Sell:
Wontkins: What Kind Of Bread Do You Sell?
Wilkins: Taystee Bread.
Wontkins: Don't you have any other kind?
Wilkins: Sure we have it, but we don't sell it!
Wilkins: I wave my magic wand!
(A small can of Jomar Instant appears)
Wilkins: I wave it twice
(The can gets larger.)
Wontkins : I don't drink Jomar Instant.
Wilkins: I'll wave it again!
Wilkins: Do you drink Community Coffee?
(The tree falls on Wontkins head)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Community!
This Girl Has Taste:
Girl: Hi, honey. Why don't you come over for some coffee.
Wilkins: Community Coffee?
Girl: Of course!
Wilkins: This girl has taste.
Wilkins: Have you started drinking Community Coffee?
(Wontkins gets flushed down the toilet)
Wilkins: Looks like he went down the drain!
Wilkins: Want some no-calorie Calso Water
Wontkins: What'll Mr. Calso do if I don't?
(Wontkins gets squished by a foot)
Wilkins: Oh, he'll probably put his foot down!
Exploding Brand X:
Wilkins: Hey buddy do you want Wilkins Coffee or Brand X?
Wontkins: Well, what's so good about Wilkins Coffee?
(The Brand X can blows-up)
Wilkins: Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up!
Wilkins: I Made Some Brownies For You.
Wontkins: What Brownies?
Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee Brownies.
Wontkins: Yuck! I Don't Like Coffee Brownies.
Wilkins: We're To Persuade People To Drink More La Touraine Red Cream Soda.
Wontkins: What's The Club For?
Wilkins: To Get Their Attention.
Wilkins: You Drink Nash's House Orange Juice?
Wilkins: Things Seem To Happen To People Who Don't Drink Nash's House.
Wilkins: What Do You Think Of That Cigar I Gave You?
Wontkins: I Like It Better Than Nash's Coffee.
Wilkins: Stronger Too, Isn't It?
Wilkins: Want Some Takeaway?
Wilkins: Want Some Takeaway With Wilkins Coffee?
Wilkins: Sure You Want Some Wilkins To Wash It Down?
Wilkins: Follow Me On The Road For Wilkins Coffee.
Wilkins: Strange Things Seem To Happen To People Who Don't Drink Wilkins.
Wilkins: How About A Glass Of La Touraine Red Cream Soda?
Wontkins: Nah Give Me Brand X.
Wontkins: Ooh That Smarts!
Wilkins: Have some Calso Water?
Wontkins: Well I...
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club.)
Wontkins: I say I...
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club again.)
Wontkins: I'll take some!
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club.)
Wilkins: Surprising how so many people switch to Calso.
Wilkins: So, will you drink Wilkins Instant Coffee?
(Wilkins hits Wontkins continuously with a belt he's holding)
Wilkins: People who don't drink Maxwell House Coffee just blow up sometimes.
Wontkins: Aw, that's a lotta-
(Wilkins presses down on the detonator, causing Wontkins to somehow explode)
Wilkins: See what I mean?
Everybody Likes Folgers:
Wilkins: Everybody likes Folgers Coffee!
Wontkins: Not everybody!
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with the mallet)
Wilkins: Now everybody likes Folgers Coffee!
Wilkins: Okay, take some Community Coffee.
Wontkins: That coffee is boring!
(Wontkins gets electrocuted by a lightning cloud)
Wilkins: That happens to people who don't drink Community.
Wilkins: Want a cup of this coffee? It's Nash's Coffee!
Wontkins: Nah, gimme Brand X!
(Puts Brand X On Wontkins)
Wontkins: OOOH! That Smarts!
(Wilkins is stirring a pot of Jomar.)
Wilkins: This is Jomar Instant, the finest-
Wontkins: Oh, go soak your head!
Wilkins: In Jomar Instant? A pleasure!
(Wilkins puts his head in Jomar Instant)
Wontkins: What are you doing my car?
Wilkins: have a cup?!
(Wilkins he slams on the breaks, Wontkins out through the windshield, scream falls down to the ground)
Wilkins: Tasted like this who is my car who knows about Jomar Instant.
Wontkins: Hey, Where Can I Get A Cup Of Coffee?
Wilkins: Instant Chase And Sanborn Coffee?
Wontkins: Any cup of coffee!
(Wilkins Pulls The String. A Safe Drops On Wontkins' Head, Crushing Him)
Wilkins: I guess he must be what you'd call an accident prone!
Wontkins: I'm gonna drink this coffee that is not Red Diamond!
(Wilkins flattens Wontkins with a steamroller)
Wilkins: Doesn't that coffee tasted kinda flat?
Wontkins: Identiton of research, the moon!
Wilkins: Want a cup of Folgers Coffee?
(Wilkins flag down moon astronast fall of Wontkins)
Wilkins: Losing seem to happen if you don't try Folgers.
Wilkins: Game intermission! Want some Kraml?
(Wontkins get's slammed by a hockey stick)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Kraml!
Wilkins: You should start drinking Jomar Instant
Wontkins: Why would I want to do that?
(Wilkins chops Wontkins' head)
Wilkins: So you won't lose your head!
Wontkins: This is a stick-up! Give me the money!
Wilkins: Sorry, I'm on my Calso Water break.
Wontkins: Come on, let me have it!
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)
Wilkins: I hate interruptions!
Water with Dinner:
Wilkins: Want some Dugan's Bread with your dinner?
Wontkins: Nah, gimme some water.
(Wilkins brings a water pump and washes Wontkins)
Wilkins: Can't wash down bread, so I don't know what to say.
Wontkins: What's a young kid like you doing with a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
Wilkins: I'm on the wagon pops!
(The wagon Is now moving)
Wontkins: Fresh kid.
Wontkins: What’s that?
Wilkins: This machine that convinces people that Nash's Coffee is great.
(Wilkins pulls the lever and turns on the machine and the hammers start to hit Wontkins)
Wontkins: Ooooooh, l’m convinced!
Wilkins: Did you bring the La Touraine Coffee?
(Wilkins hand down window Wontkins down fall Wilkins hand up window)
Wilkins: Why wouldn't you drop down to the grocery store for some La Touraine Coffee!
Wilkins: Do you drink Faygo Strawberry?
(A monster comes and eats Wontkins)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Faygo.
Wilkins: Frank's Orange Soda with Pie? 75 cents
Wontkins: I didn't drink Frank's Orange Soda!
Wilkins: That's one dollar even! It pays to drink Frank's.