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Shower Hot:

Wilkins: I like a shower with Green Diamond Coffee!

Wontkins: What!?!

Wilkins: It’s all about the Green Diamond Coffee that won’t go to the hot!

Give 'Em Eggs:

Wontkins: Give me the eggs and no savoury, succulent Sani Sausage.

Wilkins: Give him the eggs, boys!

(Eggs are thrown in Wontkins face from off-screen)

Wilkins: A meal without Sani is a mess.


Wilkins: Next question: what do you think of Martinson Coffee?

Wontkins: It's wonderful, Delicious.

(Wilkins turn to the audience)

Wilkins: You see, friends...

Wontkins: Now pay me the ten bucks.

Water with Dinner:

Wilkins: Want some Maxwell House Coffee with your dinner?

Wontkins: Nah gimme some water.

(Wilkins brings a water pump and washes Wontkins)

Wilkins: People like that need brain washing.


Wilkins: I really love my Martinson Coffee.

Wontkins: You ohghta see a psychiatrist.

Wilkins: I did, He told me about Martinson. I used to love my raincoat.

(Wilkins snuggles against the package.)

Rocket Ship:

Wilkins: Folgers is gonna be the first coffee on the Moon.

(The rocket ship blows up)

Wontkins: Now what?

Wilkins: Well, Folgers is still the best Coffee on Earth.

Brand X:

Wilkins: How about a cup of Jomar Instant?

Wontkins: Naw give me have Brand X.

(Puts brand X on Wontkins)

Wontkins: Ooooh That smarts!!


Wilkins: Have cup in the this morning Community Coffee?

Wontkins: Well. that's good that comment.

Wilkins: I know, He sail on drink Community.


Seven Color

Wilkins: Do you drink Community Coffee?

Wontkins: Naw so what?

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins, and then points the gun to the viewer)

Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Community.


Wilkins: I'm on the rain to the drinking Wilkins Instant Coffee.

Wontkins: I'm looking for a something to raining,

(A rain boring comes to Wontkins)

Wilkins: I can leave at today do don't drink Wilkins.