Wilkins: I like a shower with Green Diamond Coffee!
Wilkins: It’s all about the Green Diamond Coffee that won’t go to the hot!
Give 'Em Eggs:
Wontkins: Give me the eggs and no savoury, succulent Sani Sausage.
Wilkins: Give him the eggs, boys!
(Eggs are thrown in Wontkins face from off-screen)
Wilkins: A meal without Sani is a mess.
Wilkins: Next question: what do you think of Martinson Coffee?
Wontkins: It's wonderful, Delicious.
(Wilkins turn to the audience)
Wilkins: You see, friends...
Wontkins: Now pay me the ten bucks.
Water with Dinner:
Wilkins: Want some Maxwell House Coffee with your dinner?
Wontkins: Nah gimme some water.
(Wilkins brings a water pump and washes Wontkins)
Wilkins: People like that need brain washing.
Wilkins: I really love my Martinson Coffee.
Wontkins: You ohghta see a psychiatrist.
Wilkins: I did, He told me about Martinson. I used to love my raincoat.
(Wilkins snuggles against the package.)
Wilkins: Folgers is gonna be the first coffee on the Moon.
(The rocket ship blows up)
Wontkins: Now what?
Wilkins: Well, Folgers is still the best Coffee on Earth.
Wilkins: How about a cup of Jomar Instant?
Wontkins: Naw give me have Brand X.
(Puts brand X on Wontkins)
Wontkins: Ooooh That smarts!!
Wilkins: Have cup in the this morning Community Coffee?
Wontkins: Well. that's good that comment.
Wilkins: I know, He sail on drink Community.
Wilkins: Do you drink Community Coffee?
Wontkins: Naw so what?
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins, and then points the gun to the viewer)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Community.
Wilkins: I'm on the rain to the drinking Wilkins Instant Coffee.
Wontkins: I'm looking for a something to raining,
(A rain boring comes to Wontkins)
Wilkins: I can leave at today do don't drink Wilkins.