Give 'Em Eggs:
Wontkins: Give me the eggs and no savoury, succulent Sani Sausage.
Wilkins: Give him the eggs, boys!
(Eggs are thrown in Wontkins face from off-screen)
Wilkins: A meal without Sani is a mess.
Wilkins: Next question: what do you think of Martinson Coffee?
Wontkins: It's wonderful, Delicious.
(Wilkins turn to the audience)
Wilkins: You see, friends...
Wontkins: Now pay me the ten bucks.
Water with Dinner:
Wilkins: Want some Maxwell House Coffee with your dinner?
Wontkins: Nah gimme some water!
(Wilkins brings a water pump and washes Wontkins)
Wilkins: People like that need brain washing.
Wilkins: I really love my Martinson Coffee.
Wontkins: You ohghta see a psychiatrist.
Wilkins: I did, He told me about Martinson. I used to love my raincoat.
(Wilkins snuggles against the package.)
Wilkins: Folgers will be the first coffee on the Moon!
(The rocket ship blows up)
Wontkins: Now what?
Wilkins: Folgers Coffee is still the best on Earth.
Wilkins: How about a cup of Jomar Instant?
Wontkins: No give me have Brand X!
(Puts brand X on Wontkins)
Wontkins: Ooooh! That smarts!
Wilkins: Have cup in the this morning Community Coffee?
Wontkins: Well. that's good that comment.
Wilkins: I know, He sail on drink Community!
Wilkins: Do you drink Community Coffee?
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins, and then points the gun to the viewer)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Community.
Wilkins: I'm thinking about the bed without Community Coffee.
Wontkins: Yes thanks the sleep.
Wilkins: I know, I have but go to the bed to Community Coffee!
Wilkins: I'm on the rain to the drinking Wilkins Instant Coffee!
Wontkins: I'm looking for a something to raining,
(A rain boring comes to Wontkins)
Wilkins: I can leave at today do don't drink Wilkins.