Wilkins: Black Blimp Coffee makes you smarter!
Wontkins: Oh that’s a lot of... High blob Of cookie dough.
Wilkins: Looks like he skipped school or something!!!!!!
Wilkins: Do you drink Deer Park Water?
(Splurge eat him)
Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Deer Park.
Wilkins: Ok, Buddy what do you think of Purple Diamond Coffee.
Wontkins: I do not like it. (Boom)
Wilkins: Now, what do you think of Purple Diamond?
Jungle:Wilkins: Jungle in to people are Wilkins Instant Coffee.
(A tiger comes to throw Wontkins)
Wilkins: I know he will just that jungle!
Jungle (Southern Bread):
Southern Colonel: I do everything for Southern Bread, I even go to the jungle...
(Cut to the colonel dance with monkeys)
Southern Colonel: ...And dance with the monkeys, why do I do these things for Southern Bread!?!
Wilkins: "I christen thee."
(Wilkins breaks the bottle and the ship is sinking)
Wontkins: "That bottle of coffee, is it Community?"
Wilkins: (nods) "Yes."
Name Content #1:
Wontkins: Once upon without Nash's Coffee. The name content one of so I don't know want.
(A human hand comes into the frame holding a gun and shoots Wontkins in the head)
Wilkins: For get something so I money with Nash's Coffee!
On the Wagon:
Wontkins: What's a young kid like you doing with a cup of Instant Maxwell House Coffee?
Wilkins: I'm on the wagon pops!
(Wilkins wagon left)
Wontkins: Fresh kid.