Wilkins And Wontkins Wiki


Wilkins: Black Blimp Coffee makes you smarter.

Wontkins: Oh that’s a lot of... HI, BLOB OF COOKIE DOUGH!

Wilkins: Looks like he skipped school or something.


Wilkins: Do you drink Deer Park Water?

Wontkins: No.

(Splurge eats him)

Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Deer Park.

Wilkins Coffee - "Jungle"


Wilkins: Ok, Buddy what do you think of Red Diamond Coffee?

Wontkins: I never tasted it.

(Wilkins Shoots Wontkin)

Wilkins: Now, what do you think of Red Diamond?


Wilkins: Jungle in to people are Wilkins Instant Coffee. 

Wontkins: What...?!

Wilkins(A tiger comes to THE WONTKINS!!): I know he will just that jungle!


Wilkins: "I christen thee."

(Wilkins breaks the bottle and the ship is sinking)

Wontkins: "That can of coffee, is it Community?"

Wilkins: (nods) Yeah!

Wontkins: "Thanks..."

(end of 10 sec version)

Wilkins: You ship a cup at buy some!

Announcer: Korty’s superstores on Fairview Avenue is now featuring a 2 pound size bag of Community Coffee!

Name Content #1:

Wontkins: Once upon without Nash's Coffee. The name content one of so I don't know want.

(A human hand comes into the frame holding a gun and shoots Wontkins in the head)

Wilkins: For get something so I money with Nash's Coffee!

On the Wagon:

Wontkins: What's a young kid like you doing drinking Maxwell House Coffee?

Wilkins: I'm on the wagon, pops!

(Wilkins wagon left)

Wontkins: Fresh kid.

Cloud Fly:

Wilkins: I like is fly cloud White Diamond Coffee!

Wontkins: No!


Wilkins: People has to a day on cloud fly is for White Diamond!