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How Shocking:

Wilkins: Any last requests, like for a cup of Maxwell House Coffee?

Wontkins: No!

Wilkins: You don’t drink Maxwell House?

Wontkins: No!

Wilkins: How shocking

(Wilkins is shown throwing a switch)

Stagecoach:

Wontkins: The Indians won't bother you, all you've got is a shipment of La Touraine Coffee!

(Indians start firing arrows at the stagecoach, the stagecoach starts moving)

Wilkins: Someday you'll learn that everybody drinks La Touraine?

Window:

Kermit: Help!

Mack: Did you bring a bottle of Pepsi-Cola?

Kermit: No!

(Mack hits Kermit's fingers with the Window and Kermit falls off)

Mack: Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some!

Cannon:

Wilkins: Okay buddy, what do you think of La Touraine Coffee?

Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins fires the cannon at Wontkins blasting him away, Wilkins then pointsto the viewer)

Wilkins: Now what do you think of La Touraine Coffee?

Public Service Annoucement:

Wilkins: Want a cup of Community Coffee?

Wontkins: No, I don't like coffee!

(A gun shoots Wontkins, Wilkins speaks into the Microphone)

Wilkins: This has been a public service annoucement from Community Coffee!

Pie:

Wilkins: Want some Ribena Blackcurrant with your pie?

Wontkins: No just give me the pie!

(A hand throws a pie into Wontkins' face)

Wilkins: 'Sure you wouldn't like a glass of Ribena to wash it down?

Cannon (Again):

Wilkins: Okay buddy, what do you think of Frank's Orange Nectar?

Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins fires the cannon at Wontkins blasting him

away, Wilkins then points to the viewer while holding the bottle of Frank's Orange Nectar that was sitting next to him)

Wilkins: Now what do YOU think of Frank's Orange Nectar?

Cheep Cheep:

Mack: I have Claussen's Bread, and another kind.

Kermit: I want the cheap stuff!

(A door opens on the bread with 2 birds)

Birds: Cheep Cheep Cheep!

Mack: That other bread is for the birds!

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