You Can't win is a rare commercial of Wilkins coffee, Plot: Wilkins is watching tv sitting nearby a can of Wilkins coffee and Wilkins is on TV
Wontkins: Those Wilkins coffee Commercial!
Wilkins: you don't like them??
Wilkins: Then let me Fix your set!
(The Tv Blows Up Into Pieces),
Wontkins: (to the viewers) You Can't win.